rachael-likes-pie:

my dad forgot Martin Freeman’s name so he sad Bilbo Watson

Dinner: rice with turkey, bell peppers, eggplant, bean sprouts and carrots. Pineapple for dessert. Water to drink.

Breakfast: glass of juice, tea, 1/3 cup of fresh farmers cheese, handful of granola, 7 strawberries, half a banana, 8 pieces of pineapple, one slice of dark grainy bread with one slice of chicken.

Lunch: slice of dark grainy bread, 6 strawberries, half a banana, 4 cherry tomatoes, about a 1/4 cup of fresh farmers cheese and TEA! :D

leocolfer:

oh this is the creepy bare-footed wild-haired with a possessive crush on the flutist

She won what the fuck.

Salad: about 3 leaves of salad, 4 radishes, 4 cherry tomatoes, homemade dressing consisting of olive oil, grainy mustard, salt and pepper.
Dessert: 4 (huge) strawberries

leocolfer:

So my friends birthday is coming up and hes a big fan of ginger jokes so if you could all send me ginger jokes i can make a compilation and send it to him for his birthday
THANKS :D

adropofred:

SFR, a huge mobile phone, internet and cable company, now offers paternity leaves for gay couples with newborn children. it’s the first company to do so in France.

M6 (national channel, one of the most viewed, second if not first) is having on their news website (sponsored by MSN) a poll asking if it should be mandatory. the “no” is winning.

if you can, please vote here (i think you can vote from a foreign country). scroll down until you see this on your right hand side:

the question is, “as SFR, should French companies offer a paternity leave to gay couples?”

‘oui’ means ‘yes’ and ‘non’ means ‘no’, though i hope everyone will vote yes. select your answer and click ‘voter’. if you want to see the results (in percentage) click ‘voir les résultats’.

current results:

poobuttface:

cool story time first, i shipped some of my stuff to move down to my dad’s place, and when they arrived, i opened up the boxes that my stuff was in and i found some dinosaur bookmarks

i was like ok 12 dinosaur bookmarks

and then i was like okay 312 dinosaur bookmarks

i have no idea what to do with them so i’m giving them away

reblog and like ONCE if you want to win 312 plastic dinosaur bookmarks

giveaway ends on september 1st

EDIT: this is now a serious giveway wow dhsalk

frank-n-kurter:

Cute little things giveaway!

. Pocket version of Pride and Prejudice

. 2 Notebooks

. Some bobbypin badges and a gay pride badge

. Paperchase cat stickers

. Strawberry keyring and a broach

(also i’ll put in some Some People Are Gay stickers because i have loads)

I love you all a lot and I thought you might want these instead of just throwing them away :3

• You do have to be following me just because I want it to be for all lovely people that make me so happy
• I’ll send them anywhere
• It ends on the 1st September so you can get them in time for getting back to school/college/uni

frank-n-kurter:

Cute little things giveaway!

. Pocket version of Pride and Prejudice

. 2 Notebooks

. Some bobbypin badges and a gay pride badge

. Paperchase cat stickers

. Strawberry keyring and a broach

(also i’ll put in some Some People Are Gay stickers because i have loads)

I love you all a lot and I thought you might want these instead of just throwing them away :3

• You do have to be following me just because I want it to be for all lovely people that make me so happy
• I’ll send them anywhere
• It ends on the 1st September so you can get them in time for getting back to school/college/uni